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shuō pǔ tōng huà
说 普 通 话
yì tiān,běi jīng de lǐng dǎo qù dì fāng jiǎn
一天, 北 京 的 领 导 去 地 方 检
chá gōng zuò。 dāng dì shì zhǎng ná chū yí gè xī
查 工 作。 当 地 市 长 拿 出 一个 西
guā gěi lǐng dǎo chī。tā bǎ xī guā qiē chéng yí
瓜 给 领 导 吃。他 把 西 瓜 切 成 一
piàn piàn de,ná le yí kuài dà piàn de gěi lǐng
片 片 的,拿了开云首页一 块 大 片 的 给 领
dǎo,shuō:“lǐng dǎo,nǐ chī dà biàn,wǒ chī
导, 说: “领 导, 你 吃 大 便, 我 吃
xiǎo biàn!”lǐng dǎo xià le yí tiào。
小 便!” 领 导 吓 了一 跳。
yuán lái,nà gè dì fāng yǒu fāng yán,shì
原 来,那 个 地 方 有 方 言, 市
zhǎng fēn bù qīng hé de fā yīn。tā běn lái

长 分 不 清“b”和“p”的 发 音。他 本 来
xiǎng shuō “nǐ chī dà piàn,wǒ chī xiǎo piàn”,
想 说 “你 吃 大 片, 我 吃 小 片”,
jié guǒ shuō chéng le “nǐ chī dà biàn,wǒ chī
结 果 说 成 了 “你 吃 大 便, 我 吃
xiǎo biàn”。

小 便”。
Funny story
Distinguishing Between “b” and “p”
Speaking Standard Mandarin
One day,开云登录入口 a leader from Beijing visited a region to inspect their work. The local mayor brought out a watermelon for the leader to eat.He cut the watermelon into thin slices,picked up a large slice and gave it to the leader saying:开云官方登录” Leader, you eat poop, I’ll eat pee!”The leader jumped with fright.
It turns out they spoke with dialect in that area ,and the mayor couldn’t clearly pronounce “b” and “p”. He had wanted to say “ You eat the large slice, I’ll eat the small slice.” but that became “ You eat poop, I’ll eat pee”.
普通话 pǔ tōng huà Mandarin Standard Chinese HSK4
领导 lǐng dǎo Leader boss HSK5
检查 jiǎn chá inspection to examine HSK3
当地 dāng dì local HSK5
拿出 ná chū To Take out to put out
拿 ná to hold to take HSK3
吓 xià to frighten to scare HSK 5
吓了一跳 xià le yí tiào jumped with fright
原来 yuán lái original former HSK4
地方 dì fāng region local HSK3
方言 fāng yán dialect HSK6
分 fēn to divide to separate to distribute HSK3
本来 běn lái original at first HSK4
结果 jié guǒ in the end as a result HSK4
成 chéng to become to turn into HSK 4